You’re not completely surrounded by morons.

playnice:

Ever feel like you’re surrounded by relentless, abject stupidity? Not a great feeling. On the bright side, the idiots all around you probably aren’t actually idiots. They’re probably just annoying you because you need to do a lil “Breathe In Jeebus, Breathe Out Satan” action. Take a min, have yourself some “3,2,1,1,2,3 What’s really bothering me?” time, and regain your serenity. You just might find that the world isn’t such a douche-y place after all.


Today remind yourself: I’m not completely surrounded by morons.

topherchris:

obamaporn:
Thanks, Kyle!
I’m sorry to crosspost, but this might be the most perfect photograph ever taken.

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topherchris:

obamaporn:

Thanks, Kyle!

I’m sorry to crosspost, but this might be the most perfect photograph ever taken.

eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkk

getthefuckoutrightnow:

lovebot:

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou:

himandher:Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.
via GapingVoid.




It sure does!

getthefuckoutrightnow:

lovebot:

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou:

himandher:Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.

via GapingVoid.

It sure does!

One cannot be angry when one looks at a penguin

John Ruskin (via)

Words to live by.

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Dave Attell (via velvetrobots) (via noahkai)