July 2009
5 posts
April 2009
4 posts
wtf
285. PEOPLE THAT HOLD THE DOOR FOR YOU WHEN THEY’RE LIKE 20 FEET AHEAD OF YOU. YEAH, ITS A NICE GESTURE BUT NOW I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO RUN SO YOU DON’T STAND THERE FOREVER. GESTURE HAS BACKFIRED AND NOW I HATE YOU.(via dearworldwtf)
October 2008
3 posts
September 2008
4 posts
August 2008
16 posts
You’re not completely surrounded by morons.
playnice:
Ever feel like you’re surrounded by relentless, abject stupidity? Not a great feeling. On the bright side, the idiots all around you probably aren’t actually idiots. They’re probably just annoying you because you need to do a lil “Breathe In Jeebus, Breathe Out Satan” action. Take a min, have yourself some “3,2,1,1,2,3 What’s really bothering me?” time, and regain your serenity. ...
One cannot be angry when one looks at a penguin
– John Ruskin (via)
Words to live by.
(via thatguyben)
(via getthefuckoutrightnow)
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
– Dave Attell (via velvetrobots) (via noahkai)
I told him not to love me, but I think he already does.
– (via sleepanddream) (via ronhasahardon) (via noahkai)
July 2008
206 posts
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted
– Randy Pausch (via brieflynoted) (via noahkai)
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If...
– Mother Teresa, Meditations from a Simple Path (via onherway)